Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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