I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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