if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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