It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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