I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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