i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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