This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i now understand why vodka
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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