My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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