Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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