Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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