Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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