wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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