All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Floor bacon is actually really good
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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