Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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