I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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