it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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