I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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