Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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