I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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