are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
