he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Randomize
