We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
