For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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