I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I've blown a few things in my day
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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