It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I forgot wine drunk hurts
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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