Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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