dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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