hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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