Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
No subtext here. People are naked.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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