yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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