I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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