yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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