Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
