That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
