i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
