Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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