physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
