Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
