Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
