If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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