Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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