she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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