I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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