While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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