in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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