And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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