if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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