I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This girl is more easily done than said...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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