hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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