It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Randomize
