they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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